Baby Rhylan

Rhylan Jo

• She is 19 months old
• Talking as much as she can
• Shy when she wants to be
• Loves to hold mama's hand
• Went through a "no" phase that embarrassed and annoyed us
• She says "I lo lu" or as we say, "I love you"
• Fake laughing is her new "no"
• Eats like a sumo wrestler which explains why my "little baby" is wearing high-watered pants
• Goes to bed easy, wakes up like a wretch
• Falls asleep to "Jesus loves me" every night and sometimes at nap time
• Loves her grandparents soooo much and what happens there, stays there
• Fox and Fork tend to sound like another "f" word
• She rides in the car like a champ but getting her into her car seat is a real pain in my @ss
• I give her blowout hairstyles like the early 2000's Hilary Clinton
• I first wrap her up in her bath towel like it's a straight jacket so I can achieve the blowout
• She loves her stay at home dada and cries when he leaves but only whimpers when mama leaves
• Drawing and paintings of her own hang on her bedroom walls
• Shapes and numbers are her side hobby but she doesn't make a habit of them
• Naked is her favorite outfit since she has learned to undo her diaper
• Shoe love has been passed down into her DNA
• Bath time isn't her favorite past time
• Nemo is "mio" and she will request it 12 times per day
• IPTV is the Wrage's new favorite channel
• Mama insists that she should watch The Today Show from time to time
• She jumps
• She whines, whines, whines
• Timeout is a new past time
• We have to keep the house clean or she says, "it's mess!"
• Her mouth is full of tiny white teeth that she loves to brush or just put the toothbrush in her mouth
• She gets chocolate chips for going potty on the potty
• She happily eats a lot of healthy foods and I am the "crazy" mom that stops people from giving her junk food
• I missed her 18 month check up...bad parents!
• I laugh hysterically when she tries to put my bra on
• We laugh a lot with her and at her...

Life with "Baby Rhylan" is good