Rhylan Jo
- She is 19 months old
- Talking as much as she can
- Shy when she wants to be
- Loves to hold mama's hand
- Went through a "no" phase that embarrassed and annoyed us
- She says "I lo lu" or as we say, "I love you"
- Fake laughing is her new "no"
- Eats like a sumo wrestler which explains why my "little baby" is wearing high-watered pants
- Goes to bed easy, wakes up like a wretch
- Falls asleep to "Jesus loves me" every night and sometimes at nap time
- Loves her grandparents soooo much and what happens there, stays there
- Fox and Fork tend to sound like another "f" word
- She rides in the car like a champ but getting her into her car seat is a real pain in my @ss
- I give her blowout hairstyles like the early 2000's Hilary Clinton
- I first wrap her up in her bath towel like it's a straight jacket so I can achieve the blowout
- She loves her stay at home dada and cries when he leaves but only whimpers when mama leaves
- Drawing and paintings of her own hang on her bedroom walls
- Shapes and numbers are her side hobby but she doesn't make a habit of them
- Naked is her favorite outfit since she has learned to undo her diaper
- Shoe love has been passed down into her DNA
- Bath time isn't her favorite past time
- Nemo is "mio" and she will request it 12 times per day
- IPTV is the Wrage's new favorite channel
- Mama insists that she should watch The Today Show from time to time
- She jumps
- She whines, whines, whines
- Timeout is a new past time
- We have to keep the house clean or she says, "it's mess!"
- Her mouth is full of tiny white teeth that she loves to brush or just put the toothbrush in her mouth
- She gets chocolate chips for going potty on the potty
- She happily eats a lot of healthy foods and I am the "crazy" mom that stops people from giving her junk food
- I missed her 18 month check up...bad parents!
- I laugh hysterically when she tries to put my bra on
- We laugh a lot with her and at her...
Life with "Baby Rhylan" is good
